December 2009
1 post
Kegger.
Jesus: Hey, Judas! We're building an ark!
Judas: Oh no, is there gonna be another flood? Should I get two of every animal?
Jesus: No, no, not at all. I just want a clubhouse.
Judas: Shaped... shaped like an ark?
Jesus: Well, we still had the plans lying around, so...
Judas: So you're just going to build an ark here in the desert. Of course.
Jesus: Peter says if we get it up soon, we can host his brother's frat's party. Maybe get a beer-pong tournament going.
Judas: Are you sure you wouldn't rather do some good works, instead?
Jesus: Dude. What crazy, fucked-up world do you live in where hosting a beer-pong tournament is not a good work?