Jesus:
Hey man, I have a question about David and Goliath.
Judas:
Shoot.
Jesus:
Okay, well, how come the little guy-
Judas:
Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't let me finish. I meant to say "shoot me". As in, "shoot me so that I don't have to answer whatever stupid question you currently have rattling around in your brain, you imbecile."
Jesus:
...I don't have a gun.
Judas:
I'm actually surprised, and heartened, by that fact.
Jesus:
Well, the cops confiscated it, so... Anyway. David and Goliath. How come the little guy won?
Judas:
I guess the easiest answer is to say that he didn't. Neither of them won. Because they didn't exist.
Jesus:
That answer's no fun.
Judas:
Oh, of course, I apologize. After all, the story of David and Goliath is all *about* fun.
