Jesus:
Get moving, Judas, we gotta go sign autographs.
Judas:
I don't think that's a very messiah-y thing to do, Jesus.
Jesus:
Oh, don't worry, I'm not signing *my* name.
Judas:
Please don't tell me what you're doing. I don't want to know. Just leave.
Jesus:
Fine. Except no, I have to tell you, because it's awesome. I figured out that I can forge celebrities's signatures on documents saying that they attacked me in the street, and then I can go up to the celebrity and threaten to release the documents unless they give me money!
Judas:
So when you say "we gotta go sign autographs", you mean "I want to indulge in some fraud and extortion."
Jesus:
Sure, if you want to get all technical about it.
Judas:
Oh, believe me, there is nothing technical about any part of what you're doing. Which celebrities are you targeting?
Jesus:
This Pilate guy seems pretty popular.
Judas:
That's gonna come back to bite you in the ass.
