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Jesus:
I guess sometimes I just get really sad. You know, because I'm going to die, and everything.
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Judas:
Well, Jesus, we're all going to die.
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Jesus:
Yeah, but my way is gonna kind of suck.
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Judas:
Wait... you know how you're gonna die?
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Jesus:
I told you about this before. Weren't you listening? With the cross, and the nails, and shit?
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Judas:
I thought you were just really high.
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Jesus:
I *was* really high, but I was also dropping some bombs. And the bombs were full of truth. They were *truth bombs*, Judas.
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Judas:
Don't ruin this moment, man.
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Jesus:
Dude, if I really wanted to ruin the moment, I'd tell you how *you* are going to kick it.
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Judas:
You know that, too?
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Jesus:
Big time. I pretty much know everything. Except, like, math and stuff.
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Judas:
And how to be a good person.
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Jesus:
Right.
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Judas:
...
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Jesus:
...You hang yourself.
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Judas:
You're an asshole.
