Jesus:
You know, Judas, sometimes people say to me, "you're too rough on that guy".
Judas:
And?
Jesus:
'And' what?
Judas:
I assumed you had some kind of comeback or riposte or rationale.
Jesus:
Nope, mostly I'm just happy that the message is getting out there.
Judas:
*What* message?
Jesus:
That I'm being mean to you.
Judas:
*That's* our message? I've been going out and preaching about faith, hope and charity!
Jesus:
Nope, what *you've* been doing is wandering around talking about a whole bunch of hippie bullshit whilst wearing a 'kick me' sign I've taped to your back.
