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Jesus:
Hey man, can you take my dog out for a walk?
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Judas:
When the hell did you get a dog?
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Jesus:
A couple of months ago.
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Judas:
Yeah? What's his name?
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Jesus:
FINE. I found him in the street yesterday. What's the difference?
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Judas:
Well, the difference is between legally owning a dog, and potentially stealing someone's beloved pet.
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Jesus:
Dude, no one loved this thing. Some sick bastard had tied something around his *neck*.
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Judas:
You mean like a collar?
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Jesus:
NO, NOT LIKE A COLLA- Wait. What now?
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Judas:
Never mind. So you want me to walk him?
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Jesus:
Yeah, that'd be great. I tried yesterday, but lost him crossing Lake Galilee.
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Judas:
You... you walked across the water... with a dog?
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Jesus:
Yep.
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Judas:
You realize he's dead now, right?
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Jesus:
Figured. Are you mad?
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Judas:
Well, yes. Obviously. Killing animals isn't okay, Jesus!
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Jesus:
Especially dogs, right?
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Judas:
Well, I'm actually more of a cat person.
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Jesus:
PETER -- FIND ME A CAT!
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Judas:
BELAY THAT ORDER, PETER!
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Jesus:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT JUDAS JUST SAID BUT WHATEVER IT WAS DO THE OPPOSITE OF IT.
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Judas:
...
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Jesus:
AND ALSO FETCH ME A FRO-YO.
