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Jesus:
I'm thinking about doing a TED talk.
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Judas:
Do you think they'd have you?
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Jesus:
I'm *Jesus Christ*, Judas. I would pwn TED.
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Judas:
Sorry -- you'd what?
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Jesus:
I'd... I'd pwn it. I'd raxxors their haxxors.
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Judas:
I don't know what's worse -- the fact that what you're saying is meaningless, or the fact that you're using lingo from *five years ago*.
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Jesus:
Please. You wish you were this 1337.
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Judas:
Is that what your TED talk would be about? How '1337' you are?
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Jesus:
No. Unless you think they'd go for that?
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Judas:
Did you have any other ideas?
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Jesus:
Bill Gates did that whole malaria talk. Maybe I could do something like him?
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Judas:
Well, it certainly is within your power to cure malari-
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Jesus:
No, no. I mean that I want to found Microsoft.
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Judas:
...Even though you've already explicitly acknowledged the existence of Bill Gates?
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Jesus:
Would it help if I told you I had an idea for an operating system that runs programs in 'windows'?
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Judas:
No, that doesn't help. Because it already exists. It's called "Windows".
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Jesus:
Shh. You're talking so loud I can't hear my Zune.
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Judas:
You're not making sense. Am I dreaming this?
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Jesus:
Quick! Red bush passes left. Clock! Clock?
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Judas:
Great. He's in my dreams now.
