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Jesus:
I've been reading "Frog And Toad Are Friends".
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Judas:
That's a good book.
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Jesus:
Meh, not enough gunfights.
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Judas:
Seriously?
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Jesus:
...
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Judas:
Of course. Continue.
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Jesus:
Anyway, I was thinking how Frog and Toad are kind of like you and I.
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Judas:
Really?
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Jesus:
Yeah, because I'm wise and kind and awesome, like Frog...
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Judas:
I'm bracing, you realize this? I'm actually *bracing*.
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Jesus:
...and *you* look like a toad.
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Judas:
That was very clever.
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Jesus:
Also? We're not friends.
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Judas:
Oh, really? I can't believe you won't be taking this friendship bracelet I made you(!)
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Jesus:
MINE!
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Judas:
There's... there's no bracelet, Jesus.
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Jesus:
I knew that. I'm wise. Like a frog.
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Judas:
Frogs really aren't known for being wise, Jesus.
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Jesus:
Oh yeah? What about 'Frogger'? That dude could drive a *car*.
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Judas:
Actually, 'Frogger' is pretty much defined by the frog's *inability* to drive a car.
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Jesus:
Meh, same difference.
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Judas:
No. Different difference.
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Jesus:
...
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Judas:
...
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Jesus:
Can I have that bracelet now?
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JUDAS TRIES TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE.
