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Jesus:
Hey, it's my turn to play Nintendo Wii.
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Judas:
You don't have to say the whole name every time. And also, no.
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Jesus:
But it's my turn!
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Judas:
I think you relinquished your right to a turn when you decided that it was appropriate to keep breaking my TV when playing Wii Bowling.
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Jesus:
That was an accident!
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Judas:
You would throw a gutter-ball (*every* time), walk up to the television, *drop* your Wiimote, and then kick the screen until it broke.
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Jesus:
I move in mysterious ways.
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Judas:
No, *God* moves in mysterious ways. *You* move on a mobility scooter you stole from a crippled lady.
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Jesus:
Very mysteriously, though.
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Judas:
...
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Jesus:
That's why the police haven't caught me.
