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Jesus:
I've been thinking about this "golden rule" thing.
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Judas:
Jesus, I *defy* you to have a problem with the Golden Rule.
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Jesus:
Look, hey, the whole "love God" part? No problem. I'm fine with that.
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Judas:
I can see where this is going.
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Jesus:
But "love thy neighbor"? That sounds a little gay.
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Judas:
Which would be fine, by the way. But it doesn't mean that. It just means treat your neighbor like family, y'know -- help 'em out, and stuff.
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Jesus:
Well that sounds like *socialism*.
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Judas:
Which one is worse?
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Jesus:
Huh?
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Judas:
Which do you think is worse -- homosexuality, or socialism?
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Jesus:
Well... I... um... ow. Ow. Ow.
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Judas:
Is your brain actually *hurting* from trying to decide this?
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Jesus:
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow ow.
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Judas:
Great, I broke Jesus.
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Jesus:
Owwie. Ow. Ow. Ow ow ow. Ow.
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Judas:
Or, considering how he usually acts, maybe I *fixed* Jesus.
