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Jesus:
Man, you know what's the worst?
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Judas:
Spending any amount of time with you?
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Jesus:
Shut up. Having Christmas and your birthday be on the same day. It freaking *sucks*.
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Judas:
Are you... are you kidding?
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Jesus:
It would have been nice to have been born in, like, June or something. Spread out the presents through the year, you know?
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Judas:
Okay, but... You realize that wherever your birthday fell would have been Christmas, right?
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Jesus:
Huh?
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Judas:
I mean, it's a holiday to celebrate your birth, Jesus.
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Jesus:
Right, right. Yeah. No, yeah -- I knew that.
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Judas:
Really? Because it seems like you didn't.
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Jesus:
No, I just had it confused with the... thing with... um... yep.
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Judas:
On a scale of one to ten, how high are you right now?
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Jesus:
Yeah, I'm not sure we can do anything involving numbers right now, dude, but I'm pretty sure I can taste color.
