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Jesus:
Man, this place smells like a dentist's waiting room.
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Judas:
Yeah. That's because it is one.
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Jesus:
Right, yeah. With the... the teeth.
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Judas:
Are you still high? We can't see the dentist if you're still high.
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Jesus:
I'm fine. Totally sober, so... so that's good.
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Judas:
Okay. Fine. So -- when you sit down in the chair and the dentist says "hello", what do you say back?
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Jesus:
"Fuck you, Jap?"
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Judas:
Wow. No. Not at all. He's... he's not even Asian.
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Jesus:
I say "hello, dentist".
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Judas:
Using his actual name would be better, but I guess we take what we can get, huh?
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Jesus:
Your Mom takes what she can get.
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Judas:
Yeah, I should have seen that one coming. Now, when the dentist asks how your teeth got so messed up, what do you say?
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Jesus:
"Not chewing rocks for a bet".
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Judas:
...Or maybe you could tell him you got assaulted.
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Jesus:
...
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Judas:
Because he absolutely would not suspect you of chewing rocks unless you, unprompted, *told* him you didn't.
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Jesus:
You're just jealous that I won fifty bucks.
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Judas:
Yeah, a somewhat pyrrhic victory, given that you messed up your teeth and will have to pay thousands of dollars in dentistry bills.
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Jesus:
What was that? Sorry, I was distracted thinking about how great it was of you to agree to pay for my thousands of dollars of dentistry bills.
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Judas:
Of *course* you were.
