Jesus:
That drinking fountain. It's lower than the other one.
Judas:
Well, yeah -- it's for shorter people. Like children, or those in wheelchairs. Maybe some dwarves, even.
Jesus:
I think they prefer to be called midgets.
Judas:
They really don't.
Jesus:
Well, I'm going to anyway.
Judas:
The dwarf community is shocked, I'm sure.
Jesus:
Well I think it's disgusting that just because they're shorter they have to use a different fountain. I thought segregation was meant to be over in this country!
Judas:
But the two fountains are of the same quality, same cleanliness... it's actually more convenient to have this 'discrimination' in place, Jesus.
Jesus:
No. I won't stand for this. I'm cursing the fountains.
Judas:
Don't curse the fountains.
Jesus:
Why shouldn't I?
Judas:
Because you've already cursed eight other objects today. People will start to think you're a witch.
Jesus:
...will I be allowed to play Quidditch?
Judas:
No. Because that's not a real thing. You idiot.
