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Judas:
Where's my 'Lost' DVD?
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Jesus:
I don't know what you're talking about.
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Judas:
Yes you do. You borrowed it last week. I'd like it back, please.
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Jesus:
Oh, right -- *that* 'Lost' DVD. Well, something very ironic has happened to it...
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Judas:
Well, you better go and buy me a new one, then. And I won't be lending you any DVDs in the future.
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Jesus:
C'mon man. You know I can't afford to replace it.
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Judas:
I don't care. You should have thought about that before -- wait, what exactly happened to it?
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Jesus:
Like I said -- something very ironic.
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Judas:
I see... You lost it, then?
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Jesus:
Ha, ha! Yes! How funny is that?
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Judas:
Not at all. It is not at all funny. And that's not irony, either. That's you being a prick.
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Jesus:
Very ironically, though.
