Jesus:
So I was playing with my omnipotence earlier...
Judas:
Oh man, this is going to be awful. This is going to be one of those truly awful things you do, like poisoning children, or that time you kicked a leper, isn't it?
Jesus:
I told you -- he looked at me funny. Anyway, I was playing with my omnipotence, and I decided to hook up my body parts to the planet's ecosystem.
Judas:
???
Jesus:
Long story short -- you just cause a tsunami in Asia.
Judas:
Oh God.
Jesus:
A *lot* of people died. Like, a lot.
Judas:
Oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God...
Jesus:
Yeah, so you're pretty much a murderer now.
Judas:
I didn't mean it I didn't know I would never do such a...
Jesus:
Yep. Maybe now you won't be too high and mighty to make me a sandwich?
Judas:
This is tearing my mind apart. You are tearing. My mind. Apart.
Jesus:
Boy, I sure am hungry for a sandwich.
Judas:
I am going to need therapy. You have to bring those people back to life, Jesus.
