Jesus:
Man, I can't believe that the first day of school came around so quick.
Judas:
Quick*ly*. And yes, it is hard to believe. Especially since you don't go to school.
Jesus:
Right, right. The thing is, I read about these guys called... the Taliban, I think?
Judas:
You *read*?
Jesus:
Fine. They were on the news the other day.
Judas:
Why were you watching the news?
Jesus:
Because I broke the remote control by putting it in the micro-wave and so I couldn't change the channel.
Judas:
Why would you put the remote control in the microwave?
Jesus:
Why *wouldn't* I?
Judas:
...
Jesus:
Anyway, so these Taliban guys apparently like to go to local schools and throw acid in the faces of any girls trying to go to class.
Judas:
So you're going to go down there and use your holy powers to stop them?
Jesus:
No -- better. I'm going to go down there and join in, but after I throw the acid and the girl is all "ah, ah, my face, my face!" she realizes that it's *not* hurting, because I've only thrown *water*, and we all have a big laugh at my hilarious prank.
Judas:
Am I a bad person for not caring so long as it gets you out of the house?
Jesus:
Maybe I'll put a *little* bit of acid in the water. To make it convincing. Plus I've got all this acid laying around just taking up space.
