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Judas:
The guys and I are of the opinion that you should maybe watch a little less TV.
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Jesus:
I don't see why the amount of television I choose to watch should be an issue, Judas.
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Judas:
Well, in itself it isn't a problem--
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Jesus:
Great! The matter is solved.
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Judas:
--But the Mr. T costume *is*, Jesus. It's a *huge* problem.
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Jesus:
I don't... I don't know what you're talking about.
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Judas:
Another problem is this habit you've picked up of ending all your sermons with "I pity the fool!"
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Jesus:
Hey! That's not true!
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Judas:
It isn't?
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Jesus:
No... sometimes I say "foo'". With an apostrophe.
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Judas:
Anyway, we just think you should dial it back. Watch fewer shows.
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Jesus:
Is this because that "Which A-Team character are you?" quiz I made you take said you were Amy?
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Judas:
Can't you see you're not well, Jesus?
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Jesus:
I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal!
