• Hurtling toward the present.

    • Jesus: Are you any good at crosswords?
    • Judas: Um, I don't know. I'm okay, I guess. Is there a clue you need help with?
    • Jesus: "Definite article", three letters.
    • Judas: Um... "the"?
    • Jesus: Oh, you're right! Thanks!
    • Judas: Yeah. Sure. No problem.
    • Jesus: Oh, here's another one. "Most common word", three letters.
    • Judas: Um...
    • Jesus: Begins with 't'.
    • Judas: Is it "the", again?
    • Jesus: Oh, so it is! Thank you!
    • Judas: It really is no big deal.
    • Jesus: Okay, last clue: "anagram of teh, hte, eht, eth and het."
    • Judas: Let me guess, three letters?
    • Jesus: Yes! How did you know?
    • Judas: Really?
    • Jesus: What?
    • Judas: Look, let me see this crossword.
    • Jesus: Sure, here you go.
    • Judas: Right... you understand that this is a Sudoku puzzle, right?
    • Jesus: Yeah, that's Japanese for "crossword".
    • Judas: It really isn't.
    • Jesus: I think you might be wrong on this one.
    • Judas: Really? Really, guy who couldn't remember the word "the"?