Jesus:
Right, but I'm gonna be out of town, so I need someone to cover my shift.
Judas:
Are you even listening? You don't have a job. You don't have shifts. You are shiftless.
Jesus:
It'll just be a few hours -- I've talked to my supervisor and he's okay with it. You know how to drive a forklift, right?
Judas:
I have watched you spend the past eight days in a row switching between CourtTV and CBS in order to watch as many episodes of Judge Judy as possible. You do not have a job.
Jesus:
Look, if you're too lazy to do me a favor and work for a couple of hours in your life, that's fine. I guess I'll miss my doctor's appointment.
Judas:
How does this end? With me turning up to some middle-of-nowhere factory that you direct me to and trying to drive a forklift without a license or a permit, just to prove to you that I'm not lazy?
