Product placement.

• Judas: Oh, awesome! Joe Schmitt sent me an invite to Google Wave!
• Jesus: Yeah? Well I hope you're prepared to "wave" goodbye to all your friends.
• Judas: I sure will, right after I'm done contributing to this Wave about how much you suck.
• Jesus: Okay, I don't know what you just said, but -- as a proud Native American -- I am *offended*.
• Judas: Whatever, Chief Dances-With-Wolves-And-Then-Borrows-Five-Bucks-From-Them-And-Never-Pays-Them-Back, I don't need you anymore. I have my new life with Google Wave.
• Jesus: Okay, so you're probably gonna have to explain to me what Google Wave is.
• Judas: I... hm. Right, well... email is... Listen...
• Jesus: Do you even know?
• Judas: Sure, sure, one second. Okay, when two people are very much in love, they have what we call a "special cuddle."
• Jesus: Uh-huh.
• Judas: Wait, you're buying this? Did you never get "the talk"?
• Jesus: What talk?
• Judas: Oh, this explains *so much*.
• Jesus: What talk, Judas?
• Judas: The sex talk. You know, the birds and bees and stuff.
• Jesus: Oh, yeah, I remember hearing about that. I think I was busy.
• Judas: Busy?
• Jesus: Yeah. I was fucking your mom.
• Judas: You make my head hurt.
• Jesus: Not as much as Google Wave will.