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Judas:
Aw, man. This article says koala bears are going to go extinct, and human beings are to blame.
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Jesus:
Well, technically, only *Australian* human beings are to blame.
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Judas:
...
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Jesus:
Are you just not saying anything so you don't piss off any Australians, even though I'm right?
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Judas:
No, I'm not saying anything because I haven't seen you in weeks.
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Jesus:
Man, we're so meta...
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Judas:
I mean, I left town to get away from you, Jesus. What the hell are you doing breaking into my house?
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Jesus:
It's good to be back.
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Judas:
You're not "back". You're trespassing. Please leave.
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Jesus:
Do you think our relationship could be classified as a "bromance"?
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Judas:
I am calling the police. Right now.
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Jesus:
You're no fun.
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Judas:
Bromance is a stupid word. And I hope you get stabbed in jail.
