Jesus:
Hey Judas, I'm going to cast some stones, want to come?
Judas:
No, you can't cast stones, Jesus.
Jesus:
I knew you'd say that. I knew it. But I'm totally allowed. I checked.
Judas:
With who?
Jesus:
With *me*, dude. Remember when I was all "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and all that?
Judas:
This was after you took the mushrooms and got confused about that "people in glass houses" saying, right?
Jesus:
Whatever. Anyway, I totally said the without-sin part, and I checked with Peter and *apparently* I'm without sin. The whole "Son of God" thing.
Judas:
So you're going stone casting.
Jesus:
You bet.
Judas:
Okay, except you're *not* without sin. You're the most sinful person I know.
Jesus:
Give me one example of me sinning. Just one.
Judas:
How about yesterday, when you ran up to Mary Magdalene and tried to give her twenty "Jesus dollars" for a look at her tits? I'm pretty sure that's lust.
Jesus:
...Give me another example.
Judas:
Who are you planning on stoning, anyway?
Jesus:
Oh! Some chick tried to drive a car without her husband's permission, so we're pretty much gonna kill her with rocks.
Judas:
I don't think that's a rule, Jesus.
Jesus:
Yep -- it's in Leviticus. Everything's in Leviticus.
