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Jesus:
What's your favorite planet?
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Judas:
Probably Saturn. The rings, you know? They're so beautiful.
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Jesus:
Yeah, that's a pretty good choice, but you're wrong.
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Judas:
How can I be wrong? It's a subjective opinion.
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Jesus:
Lots of people have opinions that are wrong. Some people are of the *opinion* that black people are an inferior race. That's wrong, becau-
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Judas:
Wow, you're being surprisingly level-headed today. Are you on new medication?
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Jesus:
Let me finish? They're wrong, because the inferior races are the Latinos, Gypsies, Asians and the French.
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Judas:
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Jesus:
Also, your favorite planet is Mars. Mars.
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Judas:
Why?
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Jesus:
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRENCH. JEEZ.
