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Jesus:
Hey, Judas! We're building an ark!
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Judas:
Oh no, is there gonna be another flood? Should I get two of every animal?
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Jesus:
No, no, not at all. I just want a clubhouse.
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Judas:
Shaped... shaped like an ark?
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Jesus:
Well, we still had the plans lying around, so...
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Judas:
So you're just going to build an ark here in the desert. Of course.
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Jesus:
Peter says if we get it up soon, we can host his brother's frat's party. Maybe get a beer-pong tournament going.
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Judas:
Are you sure you wouldn't rather do some good works, instead?
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Jesus:
Dude. What crazy, fucked-up world do you live in where hosting a beer-pong tournament is not a good work?
