Pharisee:
So what happens if a woman marries a man, he dies, she marries his brother, he dies, she marries his other brother, he dies, and so on until she has married seven brothers and they have all perished? Who is she married to in Heaven?
Judas:
Well, in Heaven, we'll all be like the angels.
Jesus:
Judas, I can handle this.
Judas:
Oh, um. Okay.
Jesus:
Like Judas was saying, we'll be like the angels. All of us. Except Judas.
Judas:
*sigh*
Jesus:
But I gotta ask -- what's up with this chick marrying the brothers? Is she killing these dudes? Because it sure sounds like she's killing these dudes.
Pharisee:
It's just an example, Jesus...
Jesus:
We should form a posse, go stone this bitch.
Judas:
I thought we were going to go easy on the stoning, Lord.
