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Judas:
Will you please admit that you've gotten us lost?
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Jesus:
No! I know these corn fields like the back of my hand.
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Judas:
Well, there's something that's always gonna stay the same...
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Jesus:
Huh?
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Pharisee:
Jesus! Are you plucking ears of corn? On the *Sabbath*?
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Jesus:
What? No. I'm just hungry as shit.
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Judas:
Yeah, dude, I think it's okay for us to grab a snack. We're lost, can you help?
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Pharisee:
Oh, no... Oh, the "Lord" is working on the Sabbath! Oh! Oh..!
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Jesus:
What is *with* this dude?
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Judas:
Hey! C'mon man, stop moaning and wailing. Can you just point us in the direction of Galilee?
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Jesus:
Is he... is he whipping himself?
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Judas:
Yeah, this is all kinds of messed up.
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Jesus:
Where did he even come from?
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Judas:
He might have a point though, right? About the corn and the Sabbath and stuff?
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Jesus:
Oh, no, that's fine. The Sabbath isn't made for God, it's made for man.
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Judas:
That might be the wisest thing you've ever said.
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Jesus:
You gotta bear in mind that I'm super high.
