Jesus:
Sure I do. I mean, *obviously* I do. But I just want to check that the tide of opinion hasn't changed since I last broadcasted how I feel about the holiday. So I'm asking you.
Judas:
You think I represent public opinon?
Jesus:
Actually, I think the exact *opposite*.
Judas:
You're- You're going to listen to whatever I say, and then claim that the values you hold are inverse?
Jesus:
I don't know what that word means, but... Yep! Sounds right!
Judas:
And this is all based on the premise that I'm not in tune with the zeitgeist?
Jesus:
I don't know what that word means either, but, uh- Yeah, I think you're kind of out-of-touch.
Judas:
That doesn't make sense. I'm pretty aligned with what the public think-
Jesus:
Who do you think is the worst person alive?
Judas:
You.
Jesus:
And who has *billions of followers* all over the world?
Judas:
...I see your point.
Jesus:
So, Halloween. Into it?
Judas:
Sure, go nuts, let people do what they want.
Jesus:
Cool. So Halloween sucks.
Judas:
I agree with you there, too.
Jesus:
Wait- What? What are you doing?
Judas:
On the other hand, it's pretty great for kids...
Jesus:
This is a trick. You're tricking me.
Judas:
'Tis the season, and all.
Jesus:
Now I don't know *what* to do.
Judas:
I'd avoid hiding your pumpkin candlelight under a bushel.
