• This candy is my body.

    • Jesus: I need your perspective on Halloween.
    • Judas: You don't have your *own* thoughts?
    • Jesus: Sure I do. I mean, *obviously* I do. But I just want to check that the tide of opinion hasn't changed since I last broadcasted how I feel about the holiday. So I'm asking you.
    • Judas: You think I represent public opinon?
    • Jesus: Actually, I think the exact *opposite*.
    • Judas: You're- You're going to listen to whatever I say, and then claim that the values you hold are inverse?
    • Jesus: I don't know what that word means, but... Yep! Sounds right!
    • Judas: And this is all based on the premise that I'm not in tune with the zeitgeist?
    • Jesus: I don't know what that word means either, but, uh- Yeah, I think you're kind of out-of-touch.
    • Judas: That doesn't make sense. I'm pretty aligned with what the public think-
    • Jesus: Who do you think is the worst person alive?
    • Judas: You.
    • Jesus: And who has *billions of followers* all over the world?
    • Judas: ...I see your point.
    • Jesus: So, Halloween. Into it?
    • Judas: Sure, go nuts, let people do what they want.
    • Jesus: Cool. So Halloween sucks.
    • Judas: I agree with you there, too.
    • Jesus: Wait- What? What are you doing?
    • Judas: On the other hand, it's pretty great for kids...
    • Jesus: This is a trick. You're tricking me.
    • Judas: 'Tis the season, and all.
    • Jesus: Now I don't know *what* to do.
    • Judas: I'd avoid hiding your pumpkin candlelight under a bushel.