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Jesus:
So, quick question. This "heaven" thing -- are we in?
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Judas:
What are you-? Of *course* we're in! The whole point of me hanging out with you is so I can get in.
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Jesus:
Wait, you're not with me because I'm a good friend?
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Judas:
When have you ever been a good friend to me?
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Jesus:
Hey, are we playing the question game?
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Judas:
No.
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Jesus:
Ha-ha, you lose!
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Judas:
We weren't playing.
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Jesus:
That sounds just like what a loser would say.
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Judas:
Fine. Round two. Why are you naked right now?
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Jesus:
...It's hot out.
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Judas:
Not a question, dude.
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Jesus:
...
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Judas:
...
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Jesus:
It's hot out?
