Judas:
Can I ask you something about this Tim Tebow Superbowl anti-abortion ad?
Jesus:
Absolutely not. I don't talk about religion or politics, people get too riled up.
Judas:
First, it's amazing to me that a woman's right to have control over her body is considered a matter of either, but... isn't it kind of your job to talk about religion?
Jesus:
Look, all I'll say is render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's.
Judas:
That totally doesn't apply to this situation.
Jesus:
Judas, what if I had been aborted? You ever think to ask yourself that?
Judas:
Good point. Alternatively, what if Hitler had been aborted?
Jesus:
YES! I WIN!
Judas:
What? No you don't. I was refuting your argument in a simple wa-
Jesus:
You mentioned Hitler first. Godwin's law says I win.
Judas:
No, I win, because you mentioned Godwin's law, and Edison's corollary states that the first person to do *that* automatically loses the debate on the grounds that they're clearly such an asshole that they feel the need to de-legitimize the other person's argument purely on the basis that it involves a reference to Hitler.
