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Judas:
...we are not having this conversation.
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Jesus:
Well, that's empirically untrue.
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Judas:
I should never have taught you that word.
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Jesus:
Look, *I* did the IQ test, I don't see why you can't too.
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Judas:
Because you'll have rigged it or something, and I'll come out with a lower score than Sarah Palin.
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Jesus:
Yeah, that reference isn't going to age badly at *all.*
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Judas:
I'll end up with some crazy low score, and you'll spend the rest of the day crowing about it. I'm not an idiot, Jesus.
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Jesus:
Then prove it. Take the test.
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Judas:
What do you think this is, 'Back to the Future'? You can't get me to do something by implying I'm a coward.
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Jesus:
Okay, first off -- I hate 'Back to the Future.' I always feel so bad for that Biff dude.
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Judas:
Obviously...
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Jesus:
And second -- I haven't done anything to the test. I swear to Dad.
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Judas:
Yeah, we get it, you're the Son of God.
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Jesus:
Please just take the test?
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Judas:
Ugh, fine. What's the first question?
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Jesus:
Okay, um... "Square is to pig, as rocketship is to [blank]."
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Judas:
...Are you kidding?
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Jesus:
That's the question, I promise. Take a look!
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Judas:
Yeah, this isn't an IQ test. It's Peter's college dissertation on the Dada movement.
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Jesus:
...Punchline!
