Judas:
No, I've been too busy babysitting recently.
Jesus:
Oh, you've been looking after a child?
Judas:
Of sorts, yes.
Jesus:
You haven't been babysitting forever, though.
Judas:
You're right. I used to be so free...
Jesus:
So how come you never went to France? Is it because the Eiffel Tower is so scary?
Judas:
Nobody's scared of the Eiffel Tower, Jesus. Nobody would ever be scared of the Eiffel Tower.
Jesus:
That's not true; what if an evil wizard brought the tower to life and it lurched down the promenade, eating tourists with its huge iron mouth, and shitting them out all over the Arc de Triomphe?
Judas:
...Seems like an edge case, Jesus.
Jesus:
I kind of had a bad dream.
Judas:
I could tell. Would you like some hot milk?
Jesus:
With vodka, like Mom used to make?
Judas:
Wait, your mother used to give you vodka? God, this explains so muc--
Jesus:
APRIL FOOLS!
Judas:
Oh, okay. I mean for a second there I was worrie--
