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Judas:
So, uh, this oil spill.
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Jesus:
Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
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Judas:
Are you going to do anything to help?
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Jesus:
Well, I'm just not sure there's anything I *can* do.
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Judas:
Are you kidding? You have magical powers. You are the Son of God. There has to be something.
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Jesus:
Yeah, totally, I just... I feel a little hamstrung by my position on the board.
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Judas:
This is going to be a terrible thing, isn't it?
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Jesus:
I have a few hundred shares in BP.
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Judas:
This, see *this*, is why I take migraine medication.
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Jesus:
What, I'm not allowed to make some money?
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Judas:
I'm not certain that British Petroleum is exactly raking in the dough right now, buddy.
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Jesus:
Well, right. That's why I also have shares in Shell. And ExxonMobil. And Dubai.
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Judas:
Dubai?
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Jesus:
Like, the country.
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Judas:
So you sit on the boards of all those companies?
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Jesus:
Yeah, sure.
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Judas:
Isn't that illegal?
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Jesus:
No, don't worry -- I had a word with Timothy Geithner and he worked it all out.
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Judas:
Do you even know who that is?
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Jesus:
Yes. I am pretty sure Timothy Geithner is Batman.
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Judas:
You're an idiot.
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Jesus:
...I hope Batman's not gonna be pissed that I revealed his secret identity.
